Looney had all the loot,
But he had a bruised foot.
Stars in the sky are so lame,
They play this pretence game;
Trying to achieve that cheap fame.
This is a world of tit for tat,
Rat is now not afraid of cat.
This world is no longer dull,
All agreements are void and null!
Something is buzzing over me,
Its my head and its demanding a fee.
One day for all locks there'll be only one key,
You'll all wear slaves ,its my curse -Master I have to be.
Yesterday I was reading a book,
She gave me this sexual look;
I said - you are not real, thats your plight,
She said- for my rights I shall fight.
Alcohol asked me how do you do?
I am fine sir, THANK you.
I am so tired of sleeping, now I'll sleep,
When I am famous, you'll say my lyrics are so deep.
Me to my personal Artificially Intelligent buddy, Rocket: Rocket, can you do this calculation for me. What's 7 + 4? Rocket: Dude, d...
I like people with opinions, even when I find their opinion ridiculous. PS: I would have proudly worn that T-shirt 7 years back ( especial...
I don't watch Indian television. Not at all. No really, I have 25-30 favourite channels and not a single one of them is a Hindi channel...
When you spend enormous amount of time on internet you stumble upon these. And, I am not complaining.