Jan 16, 2006

Haphazardly

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...now I want to be an astronomer ( guess this is the newfound love for planet earth).
Other rocking jobs :
Rock Journalist of a music magazine.
Host of a Travel show
LifeGuard( if real world is like Baywatch)
Movie Reviewer
Wine Connoisseur

What I most eagerly wait for :
The guitar solo in Return to Serenity which starts exactly at 3 minute and 10 seconds ( even when I had just heard the song 5 times in a row)

George Lucas and Chetan Bhagat are two luckiest people alive.

Breaking Pepsi/Beer bottles and hearing the crackling sound ( by throwing them from the B-block terrace of IIM Indore PGP hostel) gives you a strange kind of pleasure( some other people also share this feeling...sshhh)

You are the most honest,unselfish,unpretentious,happy and brave yourself when you are drunk .........thats why some dishonest,selfish,pretentious,sad coward people propounded the myth that drinking is bad.

The best time to be born(if given a chance) is 1952 London...so that you can be 12-30 years of age from 1964 to 1982.

1999 was the best year for movies EVER ( Election,Fight Club, American Beauty, Sixth Sense, The Matrix,Magnolia,Being John Malkovich,Go,Blair Witch Project,South park,Three kings, Dogma,American Pie,The Insider,The Straight Story,The Green Mile......OH MY GOD!)

No matter how many theories economists propose to give some solace to American people ..we really are taking their jobs(....and why not?)

Paris Hilton is the dumbest person on earth ..but the business strategy she used was one of the most ingenious ever.

Elisha Cuthbert and Jessica Alba are the sexiest actresses in Holywood.

if you remove all the jargons from the MBA course a 10th class student can study it in 6 months. We grown ups will take around 8 months.

Martin Scorsese and Kurt Cobain are overrated.

If only Alfred Hitchcock used better special effects in his movies.

" despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage " :Billy Corgan ,Smashing Pumpkins, Bullet with Butterfly Wings


2 comments:

wanderer said...

I have forever been in awe of Ian Wright of Lonely Planet fame.
Think he is the coolest guy on this lonely planet of ours.
I dont think wine tasters and lifeguards have it as good as you think though.

wanderer said...

oops I forgot ...
how dare you leak the beer bottle breaking news

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