Jan 5, 2006

1-liners and more!

Some movies become immortal due to the amazing 1-liners/dialogues they have.

Election doesn't have many wacky dialogues,nevertheless it is the greatest movie ever.1 statement made by Mr. McAllister makes my day even when I just think about it :

Jim McAllister: Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.

Fight Club is definitely up there when it comes to the smartest lines..There are classics from all the possible facets of human existence be it philosophy,religion,life & death,government,fear,society,pop culture,even human anatomy; but here i'll write two very simple dialogues(obviously by their face value) but probably the most memorable ones.

Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.

Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah. (cool!!!!!!!!!!!!)

But when it comes to the most brilliant 1 liners that are extremely witty Lock,Stock and 2 smoking barrels is the mother of all movies.Obviously you'll enjoy them better once you have seen the movie.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint

There are many more....I would just like to include the most ingenious Business Plan I have ever heard...Someday day it will surely be a case study of HBR( if Harward profs. are game enough..well as you can see the "language" is not exactly business like) . Some lucky MBA students will be reading it and for a change won't be getting bored!

Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!


Abhilash said...

election was nice, but fight club is the icing.. i still remember the scene with the chink student..max chilling!
nice template :)

Rahul said...

Cool business plan..hehehe

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