Jan 25, 2006

Wake Up!

All those who missed the pearls of wisdom which your mommy gave you in the breakfast along with bread,butter and jam there is still time to wake up. Alice needs to work very hard to break the chains,she is not just another babe in toyland. Right now you are down in a hole but it won't be long before you attain Nirvana.Just clean the rust from your ears and listen to the divine sound coming from the eden-garden. Those days are long gone when you played in mud,honey but hey don't lose heart ,smell carefully it still smells like teen spirit. Just because its all black when you close your eyes does not mean that you have blown up the outside world . Worshipping the stone in the temple won't help your cause;when you are the pilot you HAVE to fly.Life is not all plush as you imagined it to be , all the four directions are in the collective effort to crush your soul.You were born with silver spoon in your mouth always sat on a comfortable chair and thats why you are overblown but soon the screaming sky and the screaming trees will make your brains burst out.Bullet won't look dangerous when it comes with the butterfly wings but its coming straight for you .Stop beating around the bush and rise ,only then heaven will let its light shine down upon you.

WAKE UP,its time to get high ,its time to listen to some MUSIC
.....because GRUNGE is not dead, IT CAN'T BE.


Jan 16, 2006

Haphazardly

When I was a kid I wanted to be an astronaut...now I want to be an astronomer ( guess this is the newfound love for planet earth).
Other rocking jobs :
Rock Journalist of a music magazine.
Host of a Travel show
LifeGuard( if real world is like Baywatch)
Movie Reviewer
Wine Connoisseur

What I most eagerly wait for :
The guitar solo in Return to Serenity which starts exactly at 3 minute and 10 seconds ( even when I had just heard the song 5 times in a row)

George Lucas and Chetan Bhagat are two luckiest people alive.

Breaking Pepsi/Beer bottles and hearing the crackling sound ( by throwing them from the B-block terrace of IIM Indore PGP hostel) gives you a strange kind of pleasure( some other people also share this feeling...sshhh)

You are the most honest,unselfish,unpretentious,happy and brave yourself when you are drunk .........thats why some dishonest,selfish,pretentious,sad coward people propounded the myth that drinking is bad.

The best time to be born(if given a chance) is 1952 London...so that you can be 12-30 years of age from 1964 to 1982.

1999 was the best year for movies EVER ( Election,Fight Club, American Beauty, Sixth Sense, The Matrix,Magnolia,Being John Malkovich,Go,Blair Witch Project,South park,Three kings, Dogma,American Pie,The Insider,The Straight Story,The Green Mile......OH MY GOD!)

No matter how many theories economists propose to give some solace to American people ..we really are taking their jobs(....and why not?)

Paris Hilton is the dumbest person on earth ..but the business strategy she used was one of the most ingenious ever.

Elisha Cuthbert and Jessica Alba are the sexiest actresses in Holywood.

if you remove all the jargons from the MBA course a 10th class student can study it in 6 months. We grown ups will take around 8 months.

Martin Scorsese and Kurt Cobain are overrated.

If only Alfred Hitchcock used better special effects in his movies.

" despite all my rage i am still just a rat in a cage " :Billy Corgan ,Smashing Pumpkins, Bullet with Butterfly Wings


Jan 5, 2006

1-liners and more!

Some movies become immortal due to the amazing 1-liners/dialogues they have.

Election doesn't have many wacky dialogues,nevertheless it is the greatest movie ever.1 statement made by Mr. McAllister makes my day even when I just think about it :

Jim McAllister: Larry, we're not electing the fucking Pope here. Just tell me who won.

Fight Club is definitely up there when it comes to the smartest lines..There are classics from all the possible facets of human existence be it philosophy,religion,life & death,government,fear,society,pop culture,even human anatomy; but here i'll write two very simple dialogues(obviously by their face value) but probably the most memorable ones.


Tyler Durden: I want you to do me a favor.
Narrator: Yeah, sure...
Tyler Durden: I want you to hit me as hard as you can.


Richard Chesler: Is that your blood?
Narrator: Some of it, yeah. (cool!!!!!!!!!!!!)

But when it comes to the most brilliant 1 liners that are extremely witty Lock,Stock and 2 smoking barrels is the mother of all movies.Obviously you'll enjoy them better once you have seen the movie.

Soap: A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.

Gary: Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?
Barry the Baptist: Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot.

Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja here, and you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fucking-culturalist.

Dog: I don't fucking believe this! Can everyone stop gettin' shot?

Eddie: They're armed.
Soap: Armed, armed with what?
Eddie: Err, bad breath, colorful language, feather duster... what do you think they're gonna be armed with? Guns, you tit!

Rory Breaker: What did you shoot him with, an air rifle?
Winston: Look, we grow weed. We're not mercenaries.

Bacon: What's that?
Samoan Joe's Barman: It's a cocktail. You asked for a cocktail.
Bacon: No. I asked for a refreshing drink! I didn't expect a fucking rainforest? I could fall in love with an orangutan in that! Bring me a pint

There are many more....I would just like to include the most ingenious Business Plan I have ever heard...Someday day it will surely be a case study of HBR( if Harward profs. are game enough..well as you can see the "language" is not exactly business like) . Some lucky MBA students will be reading it and for a change won't be getting bored!

Tom: Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, "does what no other dildo can do until now", latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

Mind-boggling Science Fiction 3

Me to my personal Artificially Intelligent buddy, Rocket:  Rocket, can you do this calculation for me. What's 7 + 4? Rocket: Dude, d...